September 2010
48 posts
“Once upon a time, something happened to me, it was the sweetest thing, that...”
– Somewhere in the Internet
“Your mama so fat she downloaded cheats for wii fit”
– Facebook Page
“There’s nothing more dangerous then an angry female soccer player. They...”
– Pam (Female Soccer Player)
Since She Left: Those kind of relationships →
sincesheleft:
.You know, the passionate ones. The ones where sex is constantly on your mind. You spend your days imagining fingertips, lips, teeth, and tongue exploring every inch of bare skin. Every date, you sit across from each other, both of you nodding your heads, barely tolerating the required…
My Dad The Gamer
[22:24] vietsoldier117: a little while after i got home [22:24] vietsoldier117: i saw my dad playing civ revolution on the ps3 [22:24] vietsoldier117: he is still playing [22:24] grandadmiralbell: lol [22:24] grandadmiralbell: “Just one more turn!” [22:24] grandadmiralbell: Must control world spices. [22:24] grandadmiralbell: Then capture the mongol outpost. [22:24] grandadmiralbell:...
For Once
For once, I am not gonna reblog something or post some random quote. Instead, I am gonna post something real!
My friend and I are gonna make two things this year (for fun and to ‘apply engineering skills’). The first thing (that we already started on) is to make some butterfly knifes. The handle will be made of wood (because we lack better materials) and the blade will either be made...
“You are worthy! Just as you are. You don’t need to be richer, or thinner, or...”
“Reality is for people who can’t make their own worlds.”
“Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, and of course, each...”
– Betsey Johnson submitted by iS2youuu (via quote-book)
“Frodo: I can’t do this, Sam.
Sam: I know. It’s all wrong. By rights...”
– Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Closer to Freedom.: Friends of Rachel. →
yugotalice:
*pretend I am walking up across the stage to the center, I pick up the mike on the ground, and I speak….*
“Hi, I’m Alice. It’s pretty hard for me to open up to people. For those that don’t know, I fear abandonment, most that ever thought I was capable of doing something either dies or leaves me…
That was touching. I hope that never happens to you again and you accomplish...
10 Pokemon Pick Up Lines
cfourcalvin:
ofallthehappy:jedersarmiento:effin-j0y:xxzeldarawrs:likeitstrey:godricshollow:freshwaterplimpies | that-is-a-boss-zefron-poster | theheirofslytherin | sexygamergirl
Only the first, fourth, eighth, ninth and tenth are funny.
“Math tells us three of the saddest love stories: Of parallel lines, who were...”
– (via lovesosweet)
“What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.”
– Aristotle
“Friendship isn’t a big thing - it’s a million little things.”
– Unknown.
“Love is not a matter of counting the years — it’s making the years...”
– Wolfman Jack Smith
My fail masterbation last night
alecaldrin:
adelespiritu:
k3crystallynn:
kreees:
HOKAY…
so last night, after i made that last post on tumblr, i wuuuz hooorrnnnyy. so i go on my favorite porn site, and i was thinking of what i wanted to watch, i wanted to watch a girl with a ghetto booootty, with hugge tittaays! and an alright face, and i didnt feel like watching asian or white this time SO I WATCHED A BLACK GUURRL!!...
Chasing winds.: Being bi-sexual is like the new... →
imperfectioniskey:
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How the hell is it a trend? Actually no, some people are actually becoming bi because they think it’s cool & everyone else is doing it. Which, I think is pathetic because if you’re bi, you’re not just sexually attracted to both genders, you like them for who they are….
Yeah! It’s like, ugh. I think it’s really stupid because there are some people who bi deep down to the...
